Archive for December, 2008
Buyer Beware!
As I lay on my miserable wooden cot last night at Turtle Grange, I was unusually restless. Thankfully, Barry had not become ‘confused’ again, my tossing and turning was in fact due to a sudden flashback to a horrifying abuse of consumer rights that scarred me when I was a far younger stud and went by the name of Terrapinbreeze. Now, I stand before you as a man, mostly, and this is where evil scum-chain McDonalds gets its… its. › Continue reading
Why I Am No Longer Allowed Near Money
Ask and you shall recieve! See how many surprises you can find in the video!
Spectrum is…Red?
When you’re young there are great opportunities for going out every night until 2am with your friends, partying the night away and having a good time. But what if you’re a sad, sad bastard like me? See, no-one has ever considered that, probably because no-one gives a toss. I however, do, and so will show everyone the light – turn your state-of-the-art computer into a Spectrum emulator! Of course, I’ve covered this topic on my site before (see if you can find that article. It’s so cunningly described), but having found more games to play, my destiny was obvious…
Jetset Willy 2
Jetset Willy 2 is an… odd game. In fact odd is probably the most sane word possible to describe it. For some reason you play a tiny guy in a hat who must run about a house, collecting glowing taps and things for no reason. All to a computerized rendition of Hall Of The Mountain King. For an example of it’s eternal strangeness, take a look at the picture above in the middle. Look, it’s Satan bouncing up and down in a library › Continue reading
Transformers Review – Universe Acid Storm
Trying something new now – video podcasts! Or rather, VODCASTS as I will call them.
The Nine Billion Modes Of Scavenger
Recently, I acquired a Transformer toy. Whilst such things are not an amazingly rare and life-shattering event, this was a Beast Machines toy, something neon orange and green, something with no face and skinny legs, something… sinister. Despite the startling resemblance to my sister, the purchase was still made.
And what a pretty boy Scavenger is, with his evil raisin-like head, and alt-mode of a…thingy › Continue reading
Thunderbirds 2086
Those people who know me and don’t spit in my face every other minute (wait, did I say people thus implying a plural?) know that I enjoy collecting strange tapes, mostly cartoons since they are the most entertaining things ever. And thusly I have a collection that includes such ‘amazing’ gems as The Gobots / Rocklords Movie and MASK: The Movie. It was whilst picking up the crippling pain that is MASK: The Movie that I came across something I’d only heard of in huddled whispers, of which only a few, tiny shots and mentions existed on the internet. What was it that piqued my curiosity that fatal day? For as we all know, curiosity killed the Matt. Hell to that, I thought, and so purchased…
Yes, THUNDERBIRDS: 2086 for those who can’t read my dodgy screencaps. Its Thunderbirds in space! An early 80’s Japanese Anime version of Thunderbirds! But a BETTER Thunderbirds, for it has hot girls and spaceships and lasers › Continue reading
More Of Little Matty Boy’s Comics
At the tender age of around 10, I was already trailblazing with genius comics. Here are some more of the incredible works I produced
The Adventures of Bertie Bun and Combat Wombat.
Oh dear…
Coming Out Of The Closet
My life used to be one hidden in shadows, crying for my sad, pathetic existence. Now of course, I have a happy life, full of sun and light and court orders. Where once there was shame, now there is brightness. Why is this? Because I came out of the closet. › Continue reading
Alpha Trion vs Emirate Xaaron
For years there has been one question that has burned within humanity, one truth needing to be discovered before the dawning of perfection. No, not the path to eternal life, nor the location of Atlantis, but…
Who would win –
Alpha Trion vs Emirate Xaaron
What do you mean who are they? Like Rocky vs Mr T; God versus Satan, this eternal struggle is one that has gripped the nation › Continue reading
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