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	<description>All The World's A Stage. So Where's The Script?</description>
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		<title>Auto Assembly 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Auto Assembly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Convention]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Transformers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week was my birthday! Was I going to have a big party? No, I was in fact off to the biggest ever European Transformer convention, Auto Assembly. Go me!

In my defense, I&#8217;d been super excited about this for months. I&#8217;d been to conventions before, but not a Transformers one on this scale &#8211; a [...]


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		<title>The Eastenders Death-Fest</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eastenders]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I was told that for the second year in a row, the BBC’s soap Eastenders would have as its Easter plot a man being buried alive, I scoffed. “Of course not!” I said. “That would be ridiculous.”

Last year housewife Tanya was bored, and so decided to bury her husband Max (Kill-Crazy from Red Dwarf) [...]


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		<title>The Millennium Doom</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:11:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dome]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.redshirt.co.uk/?p=1662</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I had a rather heated argument with my housemate the other day. Not on politics, religion or Masterchef, but about the Millennium Dome of all things. Nine years later it continues to rear its ugly head over the British consciousness. Will it ever let us go so that we can be free and skip gaily [...]


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		<title>Transformers Animated Fruit Snacks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Animated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bumblebee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fruit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Optimus Prime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sweets]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ So that I could concentrate on important matters such as completing Lego Batman, I asked a good friend Andrew Osmond, who plays my fake internet robot brother to help me out. &#8220;Okay Matt!&#8221; he said. &#8220;When my wife is out the house, I will whip out my camera and take photos of jelly sweets.&#8221; Luckily [...]


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		<title>TransPORNers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 09:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world is a wonderful place, right? The sun shines, the flowers glow&#8230; but wait, what&#8217;s that dark cloud on the horizon? Yes &#8211; it&#8217;s the dark cloud&#8230; of porn. Filthy old men in dirty overcoats, peddling their wares on street corners&#8230; but there is an even more&#8230; sinister side. More fiendish than weird Japanese [...]


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		<title>You&#8217;ve Played The Game&#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://www.redshirt.co.uk/random/youve-played-the-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mario]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pokemon]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tron]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.redshirt.co.uk/?p=1446</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Now watch the film? For ages Hollywood has turned it&#8217;s nose up at such foolish concepts as &#8220;original screenplays&#8221; and instead has been systematically raiding everywhere for ideas. I dare you to name a recent major film that isn&#8217;t a sequel or ripped off of &#8211; sorry, a homage to &#8211; an old TV series [...]


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		<title>Transform-A-Snack</title>
		<link>http://www.redshirt.co.uk/random/transform-a-snack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crisps]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hot Shot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Minicons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Transformers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Don&#8217;t play with your food, Matty Boy&#8221;, my mum would scream as I moulded my bangers and mash into intricate scale models of World War II jet planes. Of course, my fascination with food instead of toys came to a head that dark day in Mcdonalds where a police swat team had to take me [...]


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		<title>Decepticon Dominion!</title>
		<link>http://www.redshirt.co.uk/random/decepticon-dominion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.redshirt.co.uk/random/decepticon-dominion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roleplay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soundwave]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.redshirt.co.uk/?p=1282</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As I have previously waxed lyrical about, the internet is full of terrible things, such as bomb-plans, insect porn and Transformers Roleplay games. The log I will present today has been kicking about the internet for a while, but here I am nailing it to the wall as if some sort of futuristic Martin Luthor.
One [...]


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		<title>Dem Demons</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re a young adult, full and free with a spring in your step. You have a few laughs, a few innocent beers. All is well as you skip down the street, minding your own business whilst getting insanely drunk, smashing a few windows and mugging a couple of old ladies &#8211; but beware! Lurking in [...]


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		<title>The Ten Worst Ideas in Doctor Who</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colin Baker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctor who]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matt Smith]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.redshirt.co.uk/?p=1289</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So Matt Smith is the eleventh Doctor, and already the internet has not only exploded, but imploded with bitching about how he is too young, too pretty / ugly, not David Tennant, etc etc. People who have kids have reported them running upstairs crying, nerds on the internet have proclaimed Doctor Who is ruined forever, [...]


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