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Dating Advice
Being quite the Caligula with the ladies, I feel it prudent to offer my own dating advice for those members not blessed with my own skills in wooing the opposite sex. So below is my guide, furnished from literally years of experience and lawsuits. › Continue reading
Batman’s Greatest Boner
Usually when I review a work of fiction I will sit here and make wry and sarcastic comments at everything I see. This time however, it is different. This time I will simply let the tale do the talking.
The year is 1951. And in Batman issue 66, the reader is given the special treat of… “Batman’s Greatest Boner”!
Coathangers – My Flexible Friends
Greetings one and all! Whilst smoking fine cigars in my study the other day, I idly had a thought. Stubbing the cigar out on my little armoured pal Barry (ruffle his armour-plating, the scamp) I hurried upstairs to greet my friends. But instead of a real person in my cupboard (honest!) there were just coathangers. Yes, the humble coathanger has been more of a friend to me than ANY of the people I met in the many correctional institutions I have been an esteemed guest at.
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Torchwood Christmas Special
Ianto was crying again. It was the sort of guttural sobbing that everyone in Torchwood was accustomed to, where it looked like he’d poured a bucket of water over his head and was whining “noo nooo noooo” in a way that rhymed with ‘moo’. Previous crying fits had been caused by the death of loved ones, being forced to have the smallest slice of pizza, and Owen putting his ’special’ mayonnaise on Ianto’s salad.
This time, it was brought on by the gun that Captain Jack held to his head.
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