The Adventures of Tom Jane Punisher

Who is Tom Jane Punisher? Don’t you know? Are you stupid?

2004 saw The Punisher Movie, starring Tom Jane. Tom Jane Punisher was awesome, as he attacked villains with ice lollys, and spent lots of time building cars only to have them smashed to bits a moment later.

I got very excited when I heard there would be another film starring Tom Jane Punisher. Apparently he would be fighting a living jigsaw or something. But then my mind began to wander, and I found out the truth – that it would be a film entirely about Tom Jane Punisher’s attempts to steal ice cream from a polar bear armed only with a gigantic spoon. › Continue reading

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Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 Tall Tales 1 Comment