Drugs
I Tried, I Didn’t Like It, I Did Not Impale
I have a very serious problem with cannabis. Ever since the young apprentices at the Turtlewind Scorpion Research Academy discovered that I had mislead them as to the true provenance of the ‘nettles’ behind my greenhouse, I have been tripping along to the police station most weekday afternoons to bail out one or other of the little tykes, who can frequently be seen falling asleep over fences. I had no idea you could get so mashed by smoking bindweed. › Continue reading
Songs About Drugs
Being a University English Student, I felt that I should put my mastery of the English Language to the test, and so hacked out this masterwork. I rule you.
The tour bus screamed over the deserted moor, as tour buses are wont to do. Of course, it also made what is technically known in the business as ‘drivey sounds’, but that doesn’t sound dramatic at all. And in a gritty and dramatic story such as this, such frivolities are allowed. But the authorial voice isn’t, sadly. Pretend that didn’t happen. › Continue reading
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