Punisher
The Adventures of Tom Jane Punisher
Who is Tom Jane Punisher? Don’t you know? Are you stupid?
2004 saw The Punisher Movie, starring Tom Jane. Tom Jane Punisher was awesome, as he attacked villains with ice lollys, and spent lots of time building cars only to have them smashed to bits a moment later.
I got very excited when I heard there would be another film starring Tom Jane Punisher. Apparently he would be fighting a living jigsaw or something. But then my mind began to wander, and I found out the truth – that it would be a film entirely about Tom Jane Punisher’s attempts to steal ice cream from a polar bear armed only with a gigantic spoon. › Continue reading
‘Amazing’ Costumes
Being such a social moth, I am often invited to parties. Putting on my thick clothes, I flutter towards any lit window and crash through, mingling with my good friends as they point and scream in happiness.
Of course most people like to dress up, and since I am fantastic, I must always wear the best stuff. Perhaps you want to copy me and be awesome? Below are a selection of some of the various costumes I have worn to my scummy parties. Apologies for the amount of photos of myself.
Matt Trakker
Guttingly this is the only photo that remains of this costume. › Continue reading
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