Ten Pound Note

The Olde Ande Epice Talee Ofe Ae Tene-Quide Notee

By Matt Marshall, esq

 

1. EXT. BANK. DAY

[Two posh people, SIR CHAS and SIR DAVE are standing outside the bank, with top hats, monacles, slaves on chains behind them, the works]

SIR CHAS: What ho, my good man, Sir Dave. A fine morn

SIR DAVE: Hip hip tally buddy-buddy. I made several billion pounds this morning from my immoral and illegal activities financing drug running in Columbia

SIR CHAS: Oh splendid. Drug running? I love the races. › Continue reading

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