The ULTIMATE Battle
It is the year 2005. The heroic Autobots, poorly led by Alpha Trion, have been utterly and totally defeated by the Decepticons in a surprise attack. Surprise meaning the Decepticons walked up to the Autobots and shot them. Repeatedly. With guns, no less.
Galvatron: Bwah ha ha ha. Yes, my pathetic paper soldiers, we have destroyed the entire Autobot army. Already Springer lies dead…
Triggerhappy: Well, someone accidently stepped on him, boss
Soundwave: And Gnaw.. he never saw that drawer coming… tragic
Galvatron: Pah, who cares? Our new paper forms make us faster and stronger! Who needs Action Masters? Soundwave – stop slouching
Soundwave: Kinky…
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Triggerhappy: True, true, boss. Although I don’t see why I still have to be a flippin’ Targetmaster. My little gun buddy.. scares me
Blowpipe: Ah’m gonna BLOW you away
Triggerhappy: Boooooooooss…
Galvatron: No matter. Now, Autobot – do you surrender, or I shall shoot you with this square paper tube that cannot possibly hold any flammable device at all?
Jazz: If only us Bots had a decent leader – but we chose Alpha Trion, the suckiest dude alive. Who will save us now?
Suddenly, to a great fanfare, the wall explodes, revealing…
Emirate Xaaron: HAHAHAHAHA – I’m gonna whup yo aft, Galvatron!
Galvatron: He is but one Bot – he cannot hope to win!
Barely 6 seconds later all the villains bar one are lying WHOOPED
Xaaron: HAHAHAHAHA SCUM
Jazz: Xaaron, we should have chosen you to lead us!
Xaaron: Cease your whining!
BANG
Galvatron: I am a creation of the dark lord Unicron – I cannot be defeate-urgh
Xaaron: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Galvatron: Are you all right, old chap?
Xaaron: I’m going to WHUP you, then do you up the A$$
Galvatron: Oh, really? Bwah!
Xaaron: Really!
Galvatron: Noooooooooooooo
And the moral of today’s story? Don’t mess with Emirate Xaaron!
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Yes. That is precisely how it would go. *Thumbs up.*
… Wow, I didn’t know Emirate Xaaron was, you know, that way.
Why is Hot Rod with the Decepticons?