The Ballad of Ibuprofen
There was once a young Turtle (with no fin)
Ever’one said he was loafin’
His posts were not grand -
On mud pies and sand
So here I’ve written one on Ibruprofen
Last week I had a terrible back
Sadly not due to fun in the sack
Pain every morning
The realisation was dawning
That I had to go down to the quack
I was prescribed a special drug
The aforementioned pill I could hug
For it was a killer
Of pain, a thriller
For lame people like me, what a mug!
Why, since of this pain I was rid?
Well, the drug cost me five quid!
48 pills in a packet
Luckily my wallet could hack it
Or on my coffin they’d be putting the lid
The pills were quite hard to swallow
Over a centremeter long, and not hollow!
But they were sweet, not sour
And I had to take one every four hours
Along with food or water – of course it did follow
Pain relief was fast and quick
No side effects – didn’t even feel sick
I could go out fast, like crazy teens
Because I was ordered to buy beans -
My back was fine, but I was still quite thick
I started three days ago
And as people know, I was low
Now I’m all better
I’ve written a letter
Telling you all how it was so
I had extra strength, 400 milligrams
That’s a lot, like the US’s SAMS
Powerful and strong
Hear my happy song
I no longer have to invest in prams
Since my back was bad, I couldn’t walk
All I could do was moan in my talk
It’s all better now
Though the doctors have a cash cow
I shall stab them all with my fork
I feel like my energy is pneumatic
You can also take it if you’re rheumatic
Migraine or headache,
Period pain, for gods sake
But leave alone if you’re asthmatic!
That is all I have to say
I hope that you now know the way
When a Turtle’s in need
You should take heed
Give him drugs, though you’ll have to pay!
PS Do not feed to scorpions. Trust me.
- The Mysterious Mr Turtlewind, Lord Of All He Surveys
(my bedroom wall)
No related posts.
6 Comments to The Ballad of Ibuprofen
Leave a comment
Categories
Recent Posts
Archives
- July 2010 (3)
- April 2010 (1)
- January 2010 (1)
- December 2009 (3)
- September 2009 (1)
- August 2009 (4)
- June 2009 (1)
- April 2009 (5)
- March 2009 (9)
- February 2009 (16)
- January 2009 (24)
- December 2008 (29)
- November 2008 (16)
- October 2008 (16)
ibuprofen is definitely the best OTC painkiller for me. It helps me a lot to deal with my muscular pain..“
ibuprofen is really effective in keeping the pain out.’;,
ibuprofen is one of the best pain killers with few side effects*~*
ibuprofen is great for easing body pains but i think paracetamol is still safer”*,
ibuprofen is a good pain reliever but i heard that this one have nasty side effects too -*.
Aw, this has been an exceedingly good post. During thought I would like to make a note of like this on top of that ?§C taking time together with highly accurate efforts for making a very good article?- however , so what can I really say?- When i hesitate a great deal and definitely never often go completed.